March 2013
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Snow White
is about a white person who loves being white so much that when she finds out someone is whiter than her she tries to kill them so that she can maintain her status as whitest.
But Snow White is so ruthlessly uncontrollably white that she cannot die, and I don’t really remember the rest, but I think it just works out for Snow White on account of how mindblowingly white she is? All the white...
Muqaddimah of Ibn Khaldun →
Pretty weird that I spent all that time in college in classrooms discussing social theory and the history of social theory and how anthropology as a field needs to address its history with racism, and somehow I still never heard about this body of work
January 2013
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“Society” is an ambiguous term; it may mean much or nothing. Every human...”
– An excerpt from Emily Post’s Etiquette, in which Post unwittingly explains some racism
October 2012
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GIVE IT A LONG SHOOT IN THE DARK
Don’t know if you come on Craigslist at all but here is a shot I know this is a long shot… This is a long shot and I can’t believe I’m doing this I’ve never done this before but I thought I would give it a shot. Long shot. Its a long shot but why not. Sooo the chances u will ever see this is next to none but i am giving it a shot anyway Alright, I’ve been...
August 2012
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legsshavve
I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE SHAVING MY LEGS
IT FEELS NICE
IN THE WATER IN THE WIND, IT IS A COOL ASS FEELING
I FEEL LIKE I AM MADE OUT OF FANCY BEDSHEETS OR SOMETIMES LEATHER DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER, ALL BUTTERY AND SUPPLE, TOUCHING MY LEGS AND SAYING “yeah hell yeah that is those are my legs haha hahaha WOW” I FEEL LIKE I’M KICKYKICKING AROUND IN THE CLOUDS LIKE A RADICAL...
July 2012
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June 2012
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Why You're Not Married
I’m super inspired by this article on HuffPo, Why You’re Not Married, an article explaining to women who want to get married the precise reasons why they aren’t yet. I’ve decided to redress the reasoning with my own language, to help break it down a little! So here goes:
1. Men are dumb and you scare them
Every modern woman knows that men are just complete idiots,...
May 2012
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April 2012
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Hindus asking Americans to acknowledge Yoga's... →
I read this, and I imagine, “what will the reaction be??” and I think that the most likely outcome will be an (even more) insensitive total rebranding of yoga. If I’m right, I’d like to contribute this list of potential names (Entrepreneurs, take note!!): Stretchin’ 4 Heaven White Folks Crackin’ Their Back Yo-Bo Asian Fusion Gymnastics Lite Hold That Pose!...
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March 2012
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February 2012
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Dinner Party Trouble?
Trying to throw a good brew-haha, but sick of cooking? Don’t worry! Everything’s easy to make if its a cocktail!
Appetizers!!! What’s everyone’s favorite appetizer? jalapeno poppers! Here’s a way to really make those jalapenos pop: Get a box or five of frozen jalapeno poppers, let them thaw on your way home, then soak them in rum! Yum yum! First Course: Soup and...
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this just in
scientists/logicians/philosophers turn into drag queens on demand
who do you wanna see lookin’ real fierce
let me know and i’ll cook a bitch up
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January 2012
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October 2011
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